Skeeter Kitefly's Sugardaddy Confessor



	ONE THE CONNECTIONS
	I Merely SAD

	TWO THE CONFESSIONS
	II Proud to Be Short
	III The Center of All Eyes
	IV Lustdaze
	V The Quicker to Anger
	VI Like a Couple of Horses
	VII The Envy of the Neighborhood
	VIII Lapsing into Indolence

	THREE THE CONDITIONS
	IX Since My Last Confession
	X Shivaree Bewitchery
	XI If I Fell
	XII Oranges and Lemons
	XIII Pandora's Bop
	XIV Liquid Ditty
	XV The Demon Bag Lady of Skeet Street

	FOUR THE CONFUSIONS
	XVI —Or Flounder, Flounder in the Sea
	XVII A Very Bad Wizard
	XVIII Dilated Nostrils
	XIX No-Nazz
	XX As Per Usual
	XXI Fine Lines
	XXII Angelmaking

	FIVE THE CONCLUSIONS
	XXIII The Ruby Hot Stuff Skeeter Kitefly

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Skeeter Kitefly's Sugardaddy Confessor is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are either the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

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TO THE COMPACT

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	Indeed, indeed, Repentance oft before
	I swore—but was I sober when I swore?
	And then and then came Spring, and Rose-in-hand
	My thread-bare Penitence a-pieces tore.

	—THE RUBÁIYÁT OF OMAR KHAYYÁM


	A good listener is far more rare than an adequate lover.

	—JOHN D. MACDONALD

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