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   THE UPS AND DOWNS OF
                                   SKEETER KITEFLY

• Split Infinitive Edition
  (complete PDF version of the novel)
   
• One:  Marble Orchard
• 1—O Say Can You Skeet
• 2—Two Points
• 3—The House in the Trees
• 4—Brownie Like Me
• 5—Power & Light
• 6—Sister Sadie What Have
                               You Done
• 7—Buying the Farm
   
• Two:  Demortuis
• 8—The First of the Svens
• 9—Visions of Sugarbongs
• 10—Spookacious
• 11—Initially Illustrated
• 12—Projectile
• 13—Little Artful Antics
• 14—The Clearing Stage
• 15—ELOHSSA DECAFTIHS
   
• Three:  Windohwa
• 16—Really Weird Dreams
• 17—Near Dowels
• 18—Otherwise
• 19—Taking Avail
• 20—Ring Around with RoBynne
• 21—Kitefly in the Ointment
• 22—Merely SAD
   
• Larger version of the
                     Ups & Downs cover

   SKEETER KITEFLY'S
                   SUGARDADDY CONFESSOR

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• The Connections

• I—Merely SAD
   

• The Confessions

• II—Proud to Be Short

• III—The Center of All Eyes

• IV—Lustdaze

• V—The Quicker to Anger

• VI—Like a Couple of Horses

• VII—The Envy of the
                          Neighborhood

• VIII—Lapsing into Indolence
   

• The Conditions

• IX—Since My Last Confession

• X—Shivaree Bewitchery

• XI—If I Fell

• XII—Oranges and Lemons

• XIII—Pandora's Bop

• XIV—Liquid Ditty

• XV—The Demon Bag Lady of
                            Skeet Street
   

• The Confusions

• XVI—Or Flounder, Flounder
                               in the Sea

• XVII—A Very Bad Wizard

• XVIII—Dilated Nostrils

• XIX—No-Nazz

• XX—As Per Usual

• XXI—Fine Lines

• XXII—Angelmaking
   

• The Conclusions

• XXIII—The Ruby Hotstuff
                         Skeeter Kitefly
   

• Excerpts:

• Never Cry

• Pizzazz

• Close Shaving

• Slideshow

• Heightened Clarity

• Banshee

• Larger version of the
         Sugardaddy Confessor cover

   SKEETER KITEFLY's TITULAR ASSETS

• Titular Assets

• Teetotal

• Breakfast of Runners-Up

• Verisillymissitude

• Head for High Hog Heaven

• Bursting Unmentionabubbles

• Flagrant Foul

• Madgirl Wonder

• Skirting the Issue

   RoBynne O'Ring's
                            GRUNTS OF PASSION
 

• NEW WHAT'S
   

• Old New What's: 2002

• Old New What's: 2003

• Old New What's: 2004

• Old New What's: 2005

• Old New What's: 2006

• Old New What's: 2007
   

• Original 2002 Index Page
   

    
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About the Author 

   TO BE HONEST

• Introduction
   
• One:  Kolozsvár
• 1—Józsi
• 2—Matyu
• 3—Apart and Together
• 4—Mártuka
• 5—Episodes and Happenings
• 6—Kivándorol Amerikába
   
• Two:  Chicago
• 7—Departure and Arrival
• 8—The First American Year
• 9—Gyurika
• 10—Furriery
• 11—New Deal on Devon
• 12—Martha and George
   
• Three:  And Beyond
• 13—New Horizons
• 14—Left All by Ourselves
• 15—A Strange Funny World
• 16—The Little Princess
• 17—The Little Postscript
• 18—Fortitude and Delicacy
   
• Afterword
   
• Larger version of the
                     To Be Honest cover

   FINE LINEAGE

• Introduction

• One:  From the Waal to Wall Street

•  1—The Fox and the Tree

•  2—Where They Came From

•  3—Their Names

•  4—Jan Joosten

•  5—Maycken Hendricks

•  6—Their Children

•  7—Their Voyage

•  8—Their Arrival

• Two:  Settlement

•  9—To Wiltwyck

• 10—June 7, 1663

• 11—The Family du Bois

• 12—New Yorkers

• 13—On to East Jersey

• 14—What Became of Joost Jansen

• 15—Estates

• Three: John Van Metre, Indian Trader

• Four: The Later Van Metres

• Five: Burns(es) & Hedges(es)

• B-1—The First of the Burnses

• B-2—The Early Hedgeses

• B-3—The Second of the Burnses

• B-4—William III and Creative Jane

• B-5—The Ohio Hedgeses

• B-6—Jacob, Margaret, and the Dixons

• Six:  Pennsylvania Dutch (and Swiss)

• P-1—Andrew Snyder, Aged 112 Years

• P-2—Mary Ann and the W(e)ikels

• P-3—Samuel and Leah

• P-4—Leah's Upps

• P-5—Upp from Ob

• Seven:  There's Lots of Good Smiths
                                                 in the Sea

• S-1—Susannah and Josiah

• S-2—Alonzo and Ellen

• S-3—Five of Their Children

• S-4—Herbert Gustavus and His Wives

• S-5—The First Aunt Mellie

• S-6—To Be Frank

• Eight:  Ach du Lieber Ludeke
   

• Sources
   

• Larger version of the
                     Fine Lineage cover

   CHARACTERS IN THE
                        SKEETER KITEFLY BOOKS

• Page One

• Page Two

• Page Three

• Page Four

• Page Five

• Page Six

• Page Seven: Titular Assets

• The Wunderlichs
   

   COMPACTIFICATION

• Episode 1: Enlightenment

• Episode 2: Embodiment

• Episode 3: Entitlement

• Episode 4: A New Hopening

• Episode 5: The E-Zines Strike Back

• Grads Just Want to Have Fun
                               (cartoon)

• Skeeter Skinny-Deeping

• Skeeter with Castanets On
   

• Rebecca Schaeffer

• Clara Bow

• Book Covers: Fiction
   

• Book Covers: Non-Fiction
   

• Characters Index
   

• Skeeterography

• Etc.ography
   

• Visitors Graph
   

• Links
   

• Totally Erasable Haikus

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  13 BLACK CATS UNDER A LADDER

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• 1—The Mute Commute

• 2—Armature Standing

• 3—The Hand of Rotwang

• 4—Back and Forth

• 5—Take My Breath Away

• 6—Depth Charge

• 7—Rozay Is Read

• 8—Shaken, Not Stirred

• 9—Second Wind

• 10—Trespassers Will

• 11—Bruise from Nowhere

• 12—The Coughing

• 13—After Ever Happily
   

• the original 1990 poem
   

• Excerpts:

• Living Death Mask

• Eyesnag

• La Gatita y El Carnívoro

• Back and Forth (selection)

• Take My Breath Away (selection)

• Muss Me a Little

• Never Tell Your Birthday Wish

• Windowbreaking

• Flesh and Blood and the Sandman

• How Roseate Were Her Areolae

• Jettisoning Virginity

• Bolster, Not Molest Her

• Jonesy's Punctured Romance

• Binge and then Purge

• Plue Velvet

• La Belle Chinoise Sans Merci

• Chiseling My Nose to Splice My Fate

• Last Monosyllable

• Larger version of the
                     13 Black Cats cover

   CHARACTERS IN 13 BLACK CATS
                                  UNDER A LADDER

• Page One

• Page Two

• Page Three

• Page Four

• Page Five: Deleted Characters

   BOLSTER, NOT MOLEST HER

• 1—Wish Again 

• 2—Vicki in Vanderlund

• 3—Illville

• 4—On a Pedestal

• 5—Corked

• 6—Runaway

• 7—Being and Nothingness
   

• Larger version of the
       Bolster, Not Molest Her cover

   CHARACTERS IN BOLSTER,
                                 NOT MOLEST HER

• Page One

• Page Two

• Page Three

• Page Four

• Page Five

• Page Six

   MARAT À LA MODE

• 1—Tubtale 

• 2—DERELICT DAYS

• 3—Dryrun

• 4—NEGLIGENT NIGHTS

• 5—Skincrawl

• 6—BEAUTY IN THE BREACH

• 7—Downdrain

• the original "Before Your Eyes"

• Marat à la Mode and the
                              Teamstress

• Larger version of the
                 Marat à la Mode cover

   BAGELANNA

• I—If Bagels were Horses

• II—The Sarvulo

• III—The Vaeresh Beast

• IV—The Gobbogoki's Ghaanks

• V—Damsels in Silver and in Gold

• VI—Ishkiuppu

• VII—A Shadow of Royalty

• VIII—Footfalls and Teardrops

• IX—The Stronghold of the
                                 Greathags

• X—The Realm Beyond

• XI—Tengeren Túli

• XII—Coronets and Caravans

• XIII—Would Witches Be Fried?

   OLD LITTER

• Apologia to the Back of Our Necks

• Astigmatic Escapade

• Editorial Encounter

• La Belle Debbie

• Westport Willie's Progeny

• Drink to Our Dreamed-Of

• Degas in Blind Old Age, Waiting for
                                an Omnibus

• Swandive

• Depth Charge

• Acting Out Actaeon

• Shaken, Not Stirred

• Shadow and Tell

• Clenching Fast

• Prizewinner Pauses

• Self-Portrait of the Artist as a
                      Model for Once

• Little Squeaky's Christmastime
                  Escape from Prison

• And Kansas She Says Is the
                Name of the Star

• The Sight of the Sound

• Busted Up

• Sweptstakes

• Toulouse-Lautrec's Taller Brother

• Pandimensional Lament

• After Ever Happily

• Solomonly

• And Throw Away the Key

• Baby-O

• Quadrofemina

• Striking Spookish

• Starts & Fits

• Fragmentographic

• Feel the Draft

• Cross Purposes

• Existential Swimming

• That's Deconstruction!

• Stumble of the House of Usher

• Gravelblinded

• Block & Cramp