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   THE UPS AND DOWNS OF
                                   SKEETER KITEFLY

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• One:  Marble Orchard
• 1—O Say Can You Skeet
• 2—Two Points
• 3—The House in the Trees
• 4—Brownie Like Me
• 5—Power & Light
• 6—Sister Sadie What Have
                               You Done
• 7—Buying the Farm
   
• Two:  Demortuis
• 8—The First of the Svens
• 9—Visions of Sugarbongs
• 10—Spookacious
• 11—Initially Illustrated
• 12—Projectile
• 13—Little Artful Antics
• 14—The Clearing Stage
• 15—ELOHSSA DECAFTIHS
   
• Three:  Windohwa
• 16—Really Weird Dreams
• 17—Near Dowels
• 18—Otherwise
• 19—Taking Avail
• 20—Ring Around with RoBynne
• 21—Kitefly in the Ointment
• 22—Merely SAD
   

• Excerpts:

• Power & Light (selection)

• Sister Sadie What Have You Done
                                 (selection)

• The First of the Svens (selection)

• Projectile (selection)

• Really Weird Dreams (selection)

• Otherwise (selection)

• Kitefly in the Ointment (selection)

• Ups & Downs cover

   SKEETER KITEFLY'S
                   SUGARDADDY CONFESSOR

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• The Connections

• I—Merely SAD
   

• The Confessions

• II—Proud to Be Short

• III—The Center of All Eyes

• IV—Lustdaze

• V—The Quicker to Anger

• VI—Like a Couple of Horses

• VII—The Envy of the
                          Neighborhood

• VIII—Lapsing into Indolence
   

• The Conditions

• IX—Since My Last Confession

• X—Shivaree Bewitchery

• XI—If I Fell

• XII—Oranges and Lemons

• XIII—Pandora's Bop

• XIV—Liquid Ditty

• XV—The Demon Bag Lady of
                            Skeet Street
   

• The Confusions

• XVI—Or Flounder, Flounder
                               in the Sea

• XVII—A Very Bad Wizard

• XVIII—Dilated Nostrils

• XIX—No-Nazz

• XX—As Per Usual

• XXI—Fine Lines

• XXII—Angelmaking
   

• The Conclusions

• XXIII—The Ruby Hotstuff
                         Skeeter Kitefly
   

• Excerpts:

• Never Cry

• Pizzazz

• Close Shaving

• Slideshow

• Heightened Clarity

• Banshee

• Lustdaze (selection)

• The Envy of the Neighborhood
                               (selection)

• Lapsing into Indolence (selection)

• Since My Last Confession
                               (selection)

• Shivaree Bewitchery (selection)

• If I Fell (selection)

• Sugardaddy Confessor cover

   SKEETER KITEFLY's TITULAR ASSETS

• Titular Assets

• Teetotal

• Breakfast of Runners-Up

• Verisillymissitude

• Head for High Hog Heaven

• Bursting Unmentionabubbles

• Flagrant Foul

   RoBynne O'Ring's
                            GRUNTS OF PASSION

• RoBynne O'Ring (by Modigliani)

   CHARACTERS IN THE
                        SKEETER KITEFLY BOOKS

• Page One

• Page Two

• Page Three

• Page Four

• Page Five

• Page Six

• The Wunderlichs

   COMPACTIFICATION

• Episode 1: Enlightenment

• Episode 2: Embodiment

• Episode 3: Entitlement

• Episode 4: A New Hopening

• Episode 5: The E-Zines Strike Back

• Grads Just Want to Have Fun
                               (cartoon)

• Skeeter Skinny-Deeping

• Skeeter with Castanets On

• Rebecca Schaeffer

• Clara Bow

• NEW WHAT'S
   

• Old New What's: 2002

• Old New What's: 2003

• Old New What's: 2004

• Old New What's: 2005

• Old New What's: 2006

• Old New What's: 2007

• Old New What's: 2008

• Old New What's: 2009

• Old New What's: 2010

• Old New What's: 2011
   

• Original 2002 Index Page

About the Author 

   TO BE HONEST

• Introduction
   
• One:  Kolozsvár
• 1—Józsi
• 2—Matyu
• 3—Apart and Together
• 4—Mártuka
• 5—Episodes and Happenings
• 6—Kivándorol Amerikába
   
• Two:  Chicago
• 7—Departure and Arrival
• 8—The First American Year
• 9—Gyurika
• 10—Furriery
• 11—New Deal on Devon
• 12—Martha and George
   
• Three:  And Beyond
• 13—New Horizons
• 14—Left All by Ourselves
• 15—A Strange Funny World
• 16—The Little Princess
• 17—The Little Postscript
• 18—Fortitude and Delicacy
   
• Afterward
   
• To Be Honest cover
   
• To Be Honest Picture Sitemap
   
• George Ehrlich Tribute

   FINE LINEAGE

• Introduction

• One:  Van Metres / Van Meters

• V-1—Netherlands and Names

• V-2—Jan Joosten

• V-3—Maycken Hendricks

• V-4—Their Children

• V-5—From the Waal to Wall Street

• V-6—Up to Wiltwyck

• V-7—The Family du Bois

• V-8—On to East Jersey

• V-9—John Van Metre, Indian Trader

• V-10—The Later Van Metres

• Two: Burns(es) & Hedges(es)

• B-1—The First of the Burnses

• B-2—The Early Hedgeses

• B-3—The Second of the Burnses

• B-4—William III and Creative Jane

• B-5—The Ohio Hedgeses

• B-6—Jacob, Margaret, and the Dixons

• Three:  Pennsylvania Dutch
                                            (and Swiss)

• P-1—Andrew Snyder, Aged 112 Years

• P-2—Mary Ann and the W(e)ikels

• P-3—Samuel and Leah

• P-4—Leah's Upps

• P-5—Upp from Ob

• Four:  There's Lots of Good Smiths
                                                 in the Sea

• S-1—Susannah's Family

• S-1A—Josiah's Family

• S-1B—Susannah and Josiah's Children

• S-2—Alonzo and Ellen

• S-3—Five of Their Children

• S-4—Herbert Gustavus and His Wives

• S-5—The First Aunt Mellie

• S-6—To Be Frank

• Five:  Ach du Lieber Ludeke

• L-1—The Wuechners

• L-2—The Schneiders

• L-3—The Ludekes

• L-4—Ada Ick

• L-5—Ick Grows Up and Goes to Miami
                                         (of Ohio)

• L-6—Social Worker, Wife & Mother

• L-7—Smitty's Memoirs

• L-8—Smitty's Letters
   

• Sources
   

• Fine Lineage cover
   

• Fine Lineage Picture Sitemap
   

• Ada Louise Ludeke Smith Tribute

   MARAT À LA MODE

• 1—Tubtale 

• 2—DERELICT DAYS

• 3—Dryrun

• 4—NEGLIGENT NIGHTS

• 5—Skincrawl

• 6—BEAUTY IN THE BREACH

• 7—Downdrain

• The original "Before Your Eyes"

• "Before Your Eyes" (pdf: page 1)

• "Before Your Eyes" (pdf: page 2)

• Marat à la Mode and the
                              Teamstress

• Marat à la Mode cover

   BAGELANNA

• I—If Bagels were Horses

• II—The Sarvulo

• III—The Vaeresh Beast

• IV—The Gobbogoki's Ghaanks

• V—Damsels in Silver and in Gold

• VI—Ishkiuppu

• VII—A Shadow of Royalty

• VIII—Footfalls and Teardrops

• IX—The Stronghold of the
                                 Greathags

• X—The Realm Beyond

• XI—Tengeren Túli

• XII—Coronets and Caravans

• XIII—Would Witches Be Fried?

• Bagelanna cover

   OLD LITTER

• Apologia to the Back of Our Necks

• Astigmatic Escapade

• Editorial Encounter

• La Belle Debbie

• Westport Willie's Progeny

• Drink to Our Dreamed-Of

• Degas in Blind Old Age, Waiting for
                                an Omnibus

• Swandive

• Depth Charge

• Acting Out Actaeon

• Shaken, Not Stirred

• Shadow and Tell

• Clenching Fast

• Prizewinner Pauses

• Self-Portrait of the Artist as a
                      Model for Once

• Little Squeaky's Christmastime
                  Escape from Prison

• And Kansas She Says Is the
                Name of the Star

• Busted Up
   

• Love and Other Sediments

• Totally Erasable Haikus

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  13 BLACK CATS UNDER A LADDER

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• 1—The Mute Commute

• 2—Armature Standing

• 3—The Hand of Rotwang

• 4—Back and Forth

• 5—Take My Breath Away

• 6—Depth Charge

• 7—Rozay Is Read

• 8—Shaken, Not Stirred

• 9—Second Wind

• 10—Trespassers Will

• 11—Bruise from Nowhere

• 12—The Coughing

• 13—After Ever Happily
   

• The original 1990 poem
   

• Excerpts:

• Eyesnag

• La Gatita y El Carnívoro

• Back and Forth (selection)

• Take My Breath Away (selection)

• Muss Me a Little

• Never Tell Your Birthday Wish

• Windowbreaking

• Flesh and Blood and the Sandman

• How Roseate Were Her Areolae

• Jettisoning Virginity

• Bolster, Not Molest Her

• Jonesy's Punctured Romance

• Binge and then Purge

• Plue Velvet

• La Belle Chinoise Sans Merci

• Chiseling My Nose to Splice My Fate

• Last Monosyllable

• 13 Black Cats cover

   CHARACTERS IN 13 BLACK CATS
                                  UNDER A LADDER

• Page One

• Page Two

• Page Three

• Page Four

• Page Five: Deleted Characters

   BOLSTER, NOT MOLEST HER

• One—Wish Again

•  1—Mole in a Hole

•  2—Far Away from Harm

•  3—Crown Thy Good

•  4—Shedding Tears

•  5—The Concrete Garden

•  6—Nobody's Watching

•  7—Turn Out Your Toes

•  8—Peachblow

•  9—A Star Is Borrowed

• 10—Passing Over

• 11—The Less You Spend

• 12—Creepy-Crawly

• 13—The Spurning Point

• 14—Not Bad

• 15—Ritz of Passage

• 16—Smile

• 17—Pick Up the Pieces
   

• Two—Vicki in Vanderlund

• 18—Split Level

• 19—The Bridge of Green

• 20—Latter-Day Women

• 21—Locker Combination

• 22—Groundbreaker

• 23—Cossack Holiday

• 24—A Beetle at VW

• 25—Double Solitaire

• 26—Outraged

• 27—Lady Gondolier

• 28—Iffy Only

• 29—Shadow Glancing

• 30—Cabin Nightfever

• 31—Into the Rabbit Hutch

• 32—Being Run to Earth

• 33—The Pool of Tears

• 34—Valedictory

• 35—Stolen Tarts

• Three—On a Pedestal

• 36—Illville

• 37—Gangbusters

• 38—Chica de Hoy

• 39—Ashdance

• 40—Jump

• 41—Amaryllis Avenue

• 42—Ain't Nothin' Gonna
                         Break My Stride

• 43—Loverboy

• 44—Just Like Real People

• 45—If She Knew What She Wants

• 46—Can't Elope

• 47—Trippin

• 48—Way Down South

• 49—Gone and Done It

• 50—Unravelment

• Four—Corked

• 51—AA to the CD

• 52—Pitch and Toss

• 53—Uptown Girls

• 54—A Whole Lot More

• 55—Snowhearts

• 56—Her Side of the Bed

• 57—Cushlamochree

• 58—Knot This

• 59—"C" Is For...

• 60—Pinned Down

• 61—Up and Running

• 62—Peachblow Revisited

• 63—Matron of Honor

• 64—Gemini Ascendant

• 65—Pop Goes

• Five—Runaway

• 66—A-Walking in the Rain

• 67—Leveret Circle

• 68—Auntie Eek

• 69—In the Headlights

• 70—Jackdaw Patroness

• 71—Apocalypse, Hawaiian Style

• 72—The Real School

• 73—Dots Disconnected

• 74—The Daughter She Never Had

• 75—The Tulip and the Rose

• 76—Die Another Day

• 77—Always Low Prices Always

• 78—I Want to Go Back

• 79—Wonder Why
            (Why Why Why Why Why)

• 80—Being and Nothingness
   

• Bolster, Not Molest Her cover

• Wish Again cover

• Vicki in Vanderlund cover

   CHARACTERS IN BOLSTER,
                                 NOT MOLEST HER

• Page One

• Page Two

• Page Three

• Page Four

• Page Five

• Page Six

• Page Seven

• Book Covers: Fiction
   

• Book Covers: Non-Fiction
   

• Characters Index
   

• Skeeterography

• Etc.ography
   

• Visitors Graph

     
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